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personal

”Before shot“ foot model 
DIYer
Still rides bikes

Still plays with cars

 

For fun I carve out spaces in people’s heads for widgets and services in an over-crowded, post-need, first-world-problem marketplace.

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Just kidding. For real fun I shop at Menards. The answer to a question nobody asked. What if Cracker Barrel and Home Depot had a love child?

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You Say, I Say
Coke or Pepsi?  Coke (Zero)

Ford or Chevy?  BMW

Bernbach or Ogilvy?  Bernbach

Great Work or Corner Office?  Great Work

New England Patriots vs Anybody?  Anybody

Alabama vs Anybody?  Alabama

Browbeat or Engage?  Engage

Art or Business?  Both

Art or Science?  Art
Mac or PC?  You have to ask?

Dog or Cat?  Woof

Out Smart or Outspend?  Out Smart

Clow or Clow’s Beard?  Either

Responsibility or Rationalization?  Responsibility

Scalpel or Sledge Hammer?  Scalpel

NASCAR or Formula 1?  Formula 1

Senna or Schumacher?  Senna

Listen or Talk?  Listen

Head or Heart?  Heart

220 or 221?  What ever it takes.

professional

Brands | Clients

NASCAR, AT&T, Walmart, Bayer Environmental Science, Vigoro, Penn Racquet Sports, Mitsubishi Electronics HVAC, The St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Cutter Insect Repellent, Central Region Volvo, Monsanto, Canadian Mist, St. Louis Regional Marriott Hotels, Tyson Foods Inc., Gerber Baby Products, TAMKO Roofing Products, Tri-Star Mercedes-Benz, Flowers Family Bakeries Inc., KCP&L, John Deere Health, Spectracide, Allen Canning, Honeybaked Hams, Hot Shot Insect
Killer, 
Head Racquet Sports, American Ethanol, Emerson, WhiteRodgers, Red
Clay Hard Cider, 
Saint Louis Zoo, FleishmanHillard, MasterCard International,
Vetscribe Pet Tags, Fontbonne University, SIFE (Students In Free Enterprise), Central Bank Holding, Logan College Of Chiropractic, Kemp Auto Museum,
Marlotti Entertainment Manufacturing, The Magic House Children’s Museum, Gravois Bootery, French Lick Springs Resort, Chestnut Mountain Ski Resort, Tan-tar-a Resort, Midwest Bank Centre, Boys Town  Paul Mueller Company, General Foods USA, Coca-Cola Foods, Stilwell Frozen Foods, Riceland Foods, Durkee French Foods, Evergy

 

Titles | Roles

Creative Director

Freelance Creative Director

Associate Creative Director

Art Director

Creative Protagonist
Freelance Art Director

Copywriter

Marketing Mensch
Freelance Copywriter

Graphic Designer

Freelance Graphic Designer

El Presidente

 

Places

Global Prairie (freelance)

Emerson (permalance)

FleishmanHillard

FleishmanHillard (freelance)

Jump Company (permalance)

Advertising Savants

Arnold Worldwide (freelance)

Veritas Advertising

Noble & Associates

Walmart Stores Inc.

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Book Learning

Drury University

B.A. Studio Arts–Graphic Design Emphasis

Business Administration Minor (yes really)
 

Everybody Gets a Trophy
• 3 Silver–National Addy
• State Finalist FFA Green Hand Knowledge Team.
  (Don’t hate the player. Hate 
the game.)

• Best of Show as judged by Nancy Rice and Rick Boyko
• 2 Gold, 3 Silver–District Addys

• 3 Best Of Show–Regional Addys

• 2 Obie Merit Award Winners

• 2 Best of Shows as judged by Stavros Cosmopulus
• Once completed the multiplication table in under 1 minute.
  (I’ve been math’s bitch ever since.)

• Print Design Annuals

• 21 Addys / Gold-Regional

• 22 Citations Of Excellence / Silver–Regional 

• Runner-up Ozark Mountain Region SCCA Autocross Championship
  (missed it by one point)

• One Show Night Of The Living Dead

• Silver & Merit Kansas City Art Directors Club

• Regional Addy Show Judge

• Former partner with a copywriter who claimed to have come up with
  “Welcome Race Fans”

• Former partner with a copywriter who grew up just down the street from
  Brad Pitt

• Drury Art Association Art Student of the Month

• Dean’s Honor Roll

• All-Conference Offensive Tackle (at 165 lbs. soaking-wet)

oh look, pictures.

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